It is true! Linking to Anti-Pschutt Inc. will guarantee you a free ride to your after-life of choice!* In a deal struck with several of the worlds most popular deities, in exchange for some semi-pious activity, and a pledge to keep them off the hot seat, Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Vishnu and Indra, "Bob", Eris, Odin, Jesus, Mary, Two of the Three Wise Men, a handful of Saints and a few North and South American Indian Gods/Spirits, all agreed to grant entrance to their particular version of heaven and hell to any person willing to link to Anti-Pschutt Inc.

    Taking advantage of this offer could never be easier! Below are a few selected banners available for you to use (of course, you don't have to use a banner from us; you could just use some clever text or a banner of your own design). Using any of the images below will set aside your seat to eternal bliss (or damnation, if that's what you're into). If you'd like to publicize it to the world, two banners (one for those going to heaven, one for those going to hell) have been made available specifically for you!

NOTE: I assumed that you would all realize that you have to TAKE the image from this page in order to have your link work. (For Windows: right click, choose "Save Image As" or some variation there in, pick your directory, click "Save". For Mac: click on the image and hold the button down, choose "Save Image As..." or some variation, pick a folder. For Unix: If you don't fucking know how to save an image in your browser and you're using Unix, you should be drawn and quartered.) Please save the image you want to have linked to your hard drive and upload it to your homepage directory. The link and banner will work then.

    Also be aware that anybody who steals my images (i.e. links directly to them here, in this directory) will be summarily excommunicated and the name of the file will be changed and replaced with an, "I am a Bandwidth Thief. I suck royally. I have no respect for the work of others." image.


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<A HREF="http://api.vclub.com/" TARGET="_top"><img height=60 width=468 src="apiV3-LE1.gif" alt="apiV3-LE1.gif" border=0></A>


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<A HREF="http://api.vclub.com/" TARGET="_top"><img height=35 width=100 src="anti_button.gif" alt="Anti-Pschutt Inc." border=0></A>


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<A HREF="http://api.vclub.com/" TARGET="_top"><img height=60 width=486 src="apiV3-hell1.gif" alt="apiV3-hell1.gif" border=0></A>



* This guarantee was struck by our resident religious counsellor, one "Distorted Reflection", Hermetic Techno-Shaman, Prophet of the Almighty Bob and Stark-Fister of Commies, at a recent religious convention in San Francisco, CA. A transcription of the exact agreement will be availible for a $10 (cash or money order, only) processing fee sent to Anti-Pschutt Inc. If interested in this offer, please send an e-mail request. To expedite the order, include your home address, telephone number, credit card numbers, social security number and deity of choice. API and its affiliates will not be held responsible for any charges/financial burden incurred after aforementioned numbers are supplied.


Last revision: 05.Feb.00