Clothe a Spice Girl!     Much of Anti-Pschutt Inc. is unadulterated silliness with no real purpose aside from the amusement of the visitor. Granted, that purpose is noble and worthy and all that rot, but there comes a time that even we can take a 'political' stance. For months I said that I couldn't do the Spice Girls because I'd never witnessed their fans being overtly stupid (stupidity and being 12 years old are not necessarily synonymous), and that it was too late to jump on the Anti-Spice bandwagon. I learned better. And so the Spice Girls series was born.

    Not only have I run into more bothersome Spice fans than I ever knew existed, I've just grown sick and bloody damned tired of having these women try to sell a 'new feminism' -- Girl Power -- in HOTPANTS. It isn't happening. I've asked over 100 guys why they like the Spice Girls and ALL of them have said some variation of "They're hot!" This doesn't sound like feminism to me.

    Understand that this is not a hate page. Anti-Pschutt Inc. is not about the propagation of hatred/violence; how could such cheesy and silly images truly be hateful or violent? It was created with the intent to amuse, not to enrage. (I simply don't think "feminism" is the proper term for what they're trying to sell.)

    Lastly, I wish no ill will upon the Spice Girls; it's one particular breed of fan that froths at the mouth and denounces your existence when you say anything that can be construed as negative about the Spice Girls, their music, their politics, etc. This page is out to goad that breed of fan. For the rest of you, you're supposed to giggle, not cry.

People having a sense of humor lacking in appreciation for off-color amusement are encouraged to leave now.
You've been warned. No whining.

I went to this party once. And there was a kangaroo boxing with a werewolf. My dog got scared.
Clothe A Spice Girl

Last revision: 03.09.00