Dismember Tori Spelling!     At the suggestion of a visitor, Anti-Pschutt Inc. (then "Beat Up Drew and Kill Gwen Too Inc." so named for the two successful series) threw together Dismember Tori Spelling in Novermber 1997. On January 2, 1998 Dismember Tori Spelling was the recipient of the Worst of the Web Award! Only one of these awards is given per day, anymore, and GOSH were we proud! (Click here to see what they had to say about us.)

    Understand that this is not a hate page. Anti-Pschutt Inc. is not about the propagation of hatred/violence; how could such cheesy and silly images truly be hateful or violent? It was created with the intent to amuse, not to enrage.

    Lastly, I wish no ill will upon Tori Spelling; it's one particular breed of fan that froths at the mouth and denounces your existence when you say anything that can be construed as negative about Tori Spelling, her acting, etc. This page is out to goad that breed of fan. For the rest of you, you're supposed to giggle, not cry. (Author's note: To date, I don't think I've received one message that mentioned this page in any negative sense.)

People having a sense of humor lacking in appreciation for off-color amusement are encouraged to leave now.
You've been warned. No whining.

Zoiks, screeched the platypus. I have only one buttock!
Dismember Tori Spelling

Last revision: 03.09.00